Why did the kid dump a bucket of water off the school roof?
He wanted to make a big splash in front of his class.
Why don't sharks eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?
A hobby horse.
Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?
It couldn't find the right spot.
Beethoven Decomposing
A fan of Beethoven went to visit Beethoven's grave and when she got there, she heard the ninth symphony being played...
It was however played backwards...
She did not understand that but came back the next day and brought her friend to listen to the music under the grave... When she got there, she heard the tenth symphony being played.. This time again, It was played backwards...
They both did not understand this weird undertaking...
As they were about to leave a caretaker came along the way, both girls asked the caretaker if he knew why Beethoven's music was being played backwards...
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